Asker Anonymous Asks:
At what age did you lose your virginity?
anderzgreat anderzgreat Said:

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

8ad-jokes:

dizzymaiden:

cajunmama:

source
Wrecking Ball dog costume

hahahahaha

OH MY GOD

8ad-jokes:

dizzymaiden:

cajunmama:

source

Wrecking Ball dog costume

hahahahaha

OH MY GOD

(via thebrokenandunspoken)

twigwise:

2quiiggly-2wag:

camiferd:

jiidesu:

did you know if you squeeze your thumb really hard you wont have a gag reflex? 

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I found this out on tumblr like a year ago and it’s been really helpful for taking medications and stuff. 

p.s. 
sorry if it doesn’t work for you but I haven’t met anyone it didn’t work for. 

"taking medications"

yeah… that’s what i use it for….

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OH MY GOD IT WORKS I COULD GIVE A BLOWJOB OR LIKE TWENTY BLOWJOBS QUICK SOMEONE FIND ME A DICK

(via thebrokenandunspoken)

vicoactus:

Trans men and trans women both get the transphobic / cissexist treatment of having their words and actions read as simultaneously male and female.

However, I keep on seeing it play out that trans men get read in the positive ways and trans women get read in the negative ways….

(via dissociativedarling-deactivated)

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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This is actually not a bad idea and results are pretty good.

(via sparklebat)

rosariummm:

sweetfleet:

do you ever get really motivated to organize your stuff but like halfway after pulling everything out and getting things all over the place you lose the motivation and just sit in the middle of the catastrophe for like 2 hours on the computer before you decide to finish

Omg

legentis:

craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”
ok.

YEES!

legentis:

craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”

ok.

YEES!

theglib:

i don’t know how you could possibly say it better than that

theglib:

i don’t know how you could possibly say it better than that

(via grrlyman)