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vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

(via kelsey-elizabeth)

doglets:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

(via queenofscrewball)

unfollower:

no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused

(via queenofscrewball)

fagsindubai:

i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that

(via dollartreemakeup)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via dollartreemakeup)

queer-punk:

“hella” is a very accurate unit of measurement 

(via sparklebutch)

ohmymufasa:

ohmymufasa:

ohmymufasa:

iM WEARING A ONESIE FOR THE FIRST TIME OMFG I FEEL LIKE A MAJESTIC CREATURE WHO CAN DO ANYTHIING 

IM GUNNA DO A SOMERSAULT  

GUYS I BROKE THE FUCKING COFFEE TABLE !!!!!

MY MUM GROUNDED ME AND TOOK AWAY MY ONESIE !

(via thisisyourfate)

thefirstgentleman:

casual reminder that for every person who doesn’t want to label their sexuality theres another person who prefers the tangibility of a word and both are ok

(via fauxmosexualtranstrender)